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S3E7 - Wednesday Night Bible Studies - Scythian Custom

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Welcome back to Lady Babylon this is the season three finale and we're gonna have a Bible study tonight I'm going to bring you two passages these two passages will be about civilian women and their most potent drug

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Passages tonight and the first one that we're going to look at is from Hippocrates the second is from a guy named Gaius Valerius flaccus which you which you um are a little bit familiar with by now because we've used him a couple of times but we want to show everyone we want to tell the kitties and we want to show everyone the right right everybody's looking for the right they want to know the right so um tonight we're at a place where we're going to again set that ship for that late Bronze Age ripe

Mystery religion right and we're going to step out of that ship we're going to try to see through a couple of these ancient authors we're going to see what the um what's actually going on tonight's theme is a woman that we have yet to see I've got a little subliminal messaging here packaged that we need to show you first as usual just to kind of warm up to get our juices flowing chewy lightspeed

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So we start tonight at a place that's a little bit behind where the historians like to start they like to start in the Iron Age for some reason they think the city it's just I don't know maybe they were deposited here by someone um they're part of these tribes that are moving and a mobile populations and they've got branches throughout different parts of the Mediterranean Asia Minor and the ionian coast yes oh God we love this stuff these are beautiful let's go to them right away

Let's run to our First Source our First Source tonight and by the way for those of you who are following with the right just keep your hands in the car at all times um let's do this bring up hypocrates I summon hypocrates yes come here you old fool um this is from the Hippocratic Corpus I've been working with my students with this text this week my grace students because as it is ionian Greek it is ionian Greek and it's good for them to get exposed to something it's not quite

Attic you know what I mean get some of that good homeric you know you can't be talking about dialects with me unless you've been there you know what I mean I love it this is ionian this is the scientific Greek this is what all the Hippocratic stuff is and you love it you're going to get these these ionian philosophers along the coast there was modern day Turkey right

Can you smell it I love this stuff okay throw up that Greek there let's look at this a little bit great please

There was this scythian group the scythian clan yeah in Europe right which lives okay listen to the the attic is okay the ionian isn't that nice it's a nice little dialectical difference uh they're around Lake miotis which is um the Sea of azov right right excellent excellent we showed that subliminally you should have it programmed we got there to that place we found it we landed thanks Chewie you can land now that's fantastic all right and um these people were different says Hippocrates or the Hippocratic Corpus whoever it was that wrote this right deaf fat on they differed right

From the other nations yeah they're called sauromations the sauromatai the sauromatai they're

Called yeah and the women of these people again a little bit of ionian Greek here not the attic two-tone but the ionian to debt on you like that they throw in a little extra a little extra vowel doesn't get assimilated of that of these people what are the women do he says the hippods they ride horses and they took celsi toxelsi they shoot arrows poison arrows okay and they are Contin they throw javelins from horseback

As they're riding wow this some tough people okay and they fight with these soldiers they fight in Wars they find in Wars isn't that neat um and then we get the line that throws us all the curveball okay don't take your take your medicine right take your nausea pills guys right my regulars will know this right take your nausea pills

That's how they become parthenic until they become a parthenos well wait that's the age of able to produce children so but not having had any children yet that's what a parthenos is right um You can also call her a heifer right um yeah wow

Um this is fantastic wait a minute these girls were in the Cavalry and using toxic bows using the riding the horses yeah apparently they were so darned good they could they could kick anybody's butt right even the Romans Mr professional Army right even they could you know were no match for these tribes these horse cultures that are living around the Black Sea some of what you call the Amazonia right the Amazons

The Amazons right what do we know the Amazons do we know that they cauterize one breast why do the girls cauterize one breast Hippocrates says down below he says their mothers cauterize their breasts right they're right breast why is that because you know when you're jumping around on a horse at Gallup which is this is what these girls can do you they can jump around move around the horse as the horse is Galloping and they can sit and shoot you from your front while they're running at a full

Speed away from you they can shoot you while running away that's fantastic how can you get beyond that wow that's that's incredible wait a minute what happens when they become virgins there's right now you see how terrible my students you should see how terrible is that translation for parthenosis Virgin now when they become of age they'll start having children right what do they do what do they do they have to kill three enemy once they get three enemy killed then they can take a man it doesn't say they can enter into

Marriage it says they can take a man they can take someone after they've killed three people have to kill three um it's a sacrifice right it's part of the sacrifices that must be made you talk about human sacrifices right sometimes in the performance of the mystery there has to be an understanding of the nature of the sacrifice right and if our if our young women

Who are going to be producing the future generation if if they are not properly sanctified right um what are we doing what are we doing what kind of you know we don't need any of this right all of this is brought to us as we saw last week from like a friend by the bow by that bow right with its poisons okay I wanted you to see in the um go ahead and put up yeah that's that's pretty much um in the next I just want to see in the next

Paragraph of that work he talks about the cauterizing of the breast and that process of doing it so what an amazing amazing figure just stop for a minute and say we stepped out of our ship we're in the late Bronze Age and we see one of these people from this tribe this special tribe that lives around you know the Sea of azov yeah Lake miotis let's see what one of these

Citizens you know for lack of a better word and that's my word I'm not giving them that because they didn't talk like that with each other um one of their kind one of their ethnicity let's see what she's like let's pull around and see what she's like well we have a very nice example that is given to us is given to us by a fellow who guarded The Sibling books sibling books and everybody's going to say right away oh yes the heart of Rome right the prophecies right all this stuff is is written and no it's not even

The right language you're looking at right

Okay remember follow the drugs if you ever get lost put your hand out grab that rope that's on the side of a cave and follow the drugs all right follow the drugs we're gonna go to she who was called by dracontius isn't that a nice name Pontius means Mr Dragon she who is called Miss by Mr Dragon skeeta

Skeeta it's our word for the scythians wait a minute you mean there was one woman who was called sitha yeah and medal who the median people call themselves after the medes yes my God they called her skeeta isn't that nice right it comes from they had a verbso meaning to shave your head they had to take your scalp right it was proof If you're going to want to enter into marriage

You have to have some kind of you know you got three are you sure it's a big battle a lot of confusion right you gotta show what you're you got to show what your worth is who is this person let's see her let's see who the Medea is now from Valerius flaccus I want to go to our second text but before we do I just want to tell you um this is a place for the education so remember that we always have to go to the Sea for that education remember who

We are we are farmers we're Fisher people we are people who range

And migrate and found cities colonize and we are people who who live on horseback right where people who become one with that horse right and that horse is something something very very important that that horse is so important that you see that horse right into the Parthenon right you're thinking oh my God what class is your thing what does it have to do this is two Eastern right well it has everything to do with you morons look at the Parthenon why is she who she is why is there the association of the horse

Why do we have this Divine virgin you guys realize we worship this Divine virgin right I'm going to show you that Divine virgins most potent drug her most potent drug and um but we have to start in the sea right where everything starts bring us a c um the little yeah bring us to we're teaching about the sea today go ahead

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Remember what this f i s h word spells fish at the fish right under the sea

There's the fish swimming under the sea

Now you can read the word fish as you can tell the Mycenaean Greeks were getting their drugs from under the sea yes they're getting there they're getting their purple from under the sea oh we gotta love this we gotta love this okay let's bring up I want to bring up guys Valerius flaccus and as we're going there I want you guys to look at this your text has a couple of different um differences than mine does I'm using what I consider to be a better text

Um but there's a couple of minor changes but this is a good yeah here's a good breakdown of you of a short passage that comes to us from guys Valerius flacus and I want you to remember now he has access to the sibling books okay so he's you could say a the last pair of eyes that was on our subject right those Mysteries

Embodied in that dactylic hexameter yes those Mysteries are buried within the Prophecies of the sybils yeah you thought it was Latin didn't no love it bring it up bring it up so remember he's got access to this material that's the past and the future in the present that's how that Oracle works and the last eyes to have this that we have something surviving from or Gaius Valerius flacus who was one of the quindec and weary he was one of the 15 people who guarded these books And one of the 15. now you know some later they disappeared right destroyed possibly possibly spirited off and possibly hidden somewhere up up the backside of some Templar

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Did you know really quick the devil won't mind this really quick did you know those Templars in the trials they talk about they're interviewing some of the some of the yeah thanks chewy Chewy's cheer meows Chewie loves the Templars um yeah did you or did you not say the documents the Inquisition documents did you or did you not lick the tip of the male member or the anus of your Superior

Come on people how many of us how many of us have been in that situation how many of us have been there yeah um it was purple because it had that drug on it right the Templars had that purple cross in their shorts right because stop it's not that purple cross in your shorts right

Why would you have a Crossing short because they're using that burning purple which we'll see refer to Here In this passage you're gonna love this okay so remember we're in the cult environment we just stepped out of our ship we're watching it we're sitting you have a front seat right now to ancient cult is going on okay let's see it let's do it I'm gonna read from my good copy here okay love it and we begin

Yes yes give me a second here Where'd I uh Rouses that I'm wrong so I'm probably gallstones match and see where more equal going well it's my order there we are Carmina she praised these greater

Prayers my order is she praised that hecatee send in to her greater wheelies what are we race greater powers

Yes what are these Powers um on a very practical side we're talking about the capacities of drugs and this language is used on the medical side you're about to get hit with half a dozen medical terms right we're talking about the powers of drugs whether or not drugs have been adulterated oh my God you classes out there are you guys

You got to get this together man this is our chance oh our chance whose chance is this this is the Muse's chance get your act together um look what we're doing um just she prayed that hackity would send these Powers now into herself yes and that she could stand there she stood there you know content to neck gonna tend to not not happy all right not satisfied not not satisfied with what notice when anus with the poisons that are known the known poisons right these are the poisons that you and I would have access

To that we would know about and she's not satisfied with those she wants those ones that are in development she wants those ones that are deep that you can't get to unless you've been initiated

Do you remember what we read about Medea that she is that Priestess who initiates oh now we get to see her now we get to see Sita in action the scythian queen we get to see her in action right right you say wait a minute no her ethnicity she's part Greek what whatever right whatever dude right

Can you see her let's see what she does right I think she's Libyan yeah I think she probably has some Greek relations because she's got family she's got royal ties so yeah a lot of stuff but she's prophesying from Sarah everybody remember all you classists remember that she's prophesying from Sarah pindar save that that her her own prophecy she is the first Oracle people wow before it all blew up that's gorgeous gorgeous anyway let's keep it going so what does she do king is a very

Unusual Lion King yeah what what her wait a minute who where's the main verb here Ryan where's the main verb here jump down a couple of lines right look at promet she brings out from what do you do when you promise something you produce it from one place to another right and that can be include a process these are all words that are used in conjunction with the making of medicines so it doesn't surprise us that she promised she produces from her sinus

Wait what she produces from her sinus yeah yeah after it is abrasively rubbed round

You know she produces what the Caucasian flower the flower of the caucuses isn't that nice what is that she produces it it's a flower that she produces from the sanguinous from the blood of Prometheus

Yeah from the blood of from the Promethean what not just Prometheus himself from the blood of the Promethean fibra do we have a febra up here what is it where's the febra here we go oh look at this people what is a fever a fiber or a filament that's nice look at number two the entrails the interest now for those of you who want to take the extra step the philologist look at the very top where in that second set of lines it says a fiber filament and a plant and part of an animal's body Etc and it says

CF Networks CF Ned will see the nervous what is the narrows it is also a fiber or a sinew or a tendon writing tells us it's that thing that is stretched out it's that straight thing that is stretched out that tendon or nerve right

Yeah yeah um what do we stop what do we have here what do we have here hit that there we go thanks um look at be here people right look at B here do you see that little Latin expression membrane where relay yeah what is a fiber what is a nerve it is that tension that is stretched when we are going into the orgasmos yes it is the membrane where relay that just means the male member in Latin which is their fancy um avoid avoidance way of saying penis

Yeah that's a penis right so what does she do she collects from her sinus that flower that flower that is produced by what it's produced by the stretching penis

Yeah the Promethean origin that vulture stands over it says she's the vulture media is the vulture that sits over Prometheus yeah yeah where is that parthenos where is that parthenos okay buckle up because it gets even dirtier and it gets we're going to talk about fetuses we're going to talk about fetuses this is fantastic material yeah so she produces a stroke along with the gramina those grasses that are nourished by the wind those erbite those drugs that are nourished by the winds remember Medea writes is an author of the first hymns

To the wind to the wind isn't that nice why is she doing that because that's for those with those who have ears to hear right we know exactly what those winds are that's what she works with fantastic love it yeah anyway um This Crew this cruel this substance

It's sacred and it endures right and grows you know on these Frozen slopes in this Frozen mass of storm right grows this thing this substance and it is what it is a an immortale it is Immortal it doesn't lingues get see that verb language it doesn't diminish in strength I can ask it it doesn't diminish in strength not even up to the ends of the of the long ion right you like that you like that and at the same time okay wait a minute you're starting to get lost go ahead and take

It down in Latin and I'll just translate it here um you're starting to get lost a little bit right because you're right within the celebration of the mystery what happens to this flower this flower

Start it stands safe

Contra fulmina against the lightning it stands safe against the lightning and in the middle of the flames wait wait wait wait wait is it on fire yes it's on fire in the middle of the flames

Those Powers open up they fluoresce you have to have that heat remember those Venoms provide that heat we were just looking at phyluminous last week and he says those Venoms are powerful because they contain the seeds of Fire seeds fire those of you who bought into the Evangelical

Fairy tale that is the Bible yeah you were ripped off a little bit this there's actual practical history behind here right it's a shame on you Harvard get your legion up and go take back the take back the New Testament bro right take back the New Testament don't you have some Scholars out there who can do that don't you have some people you know these archaeologists wouldn't be having so many questions if we were on our stuff you know what I mean if we were doing we should be doing but I

Don't mean classes right because I have the PHD in classics right and if those of us who have been professors right didn't and our professors didn't preserve and guard those tags then we're not doing our job okay we're not doing our job and you know what's going to happen it's Tartarus baby it's Tartarus you know what happens to those you know who failed the Muse right you come in you prostitute The Muse where do you end up in Tartarus check it out you Colossus is no you know where you end up the devil's waiting man and this stuff just

Turns him on people like that just turn him on he's just waiting to show you and Chaldean hoop skirt exactly what you should be doing you know what I mean let's see what happens here um who was it first right who was it first who found this oh it was hackity right she's the one who first made the Harappan or the Fox right the the harpy she's the worst one to make the harpy yeah she is do you know what a harpy does a Harpy has a scythe and a harpy

Cuts off your testicles like that how would you like that do you know what Hermes says what does Hermes say to the to the idiot Odysseus who's looking everywhere for drugs everywhere you find him he's he's out hunting for drugs right and he's not looking for drugs and he's and he stumbles across a woman who is Hermes has to tell he says uh be careful because she may cut off your manhood yeah he said huh he says yes first she's going to drug you and she's gonna use

Her wand to do it now I don't know maybe that appeals to some people but Odysseus he didn't want to go that route you know he saw what it did to his men he didn't want to go that route yeah so he made her swear you know I mean he made his swear he's like don't cut off my hoo-hoo and she's like well then sleep with me he's like okay but no funny business right so she comes in prisoner for a while you know eventually let him go

Because he cries all the time oh dizzy you thought the Odyssey was about Odysseus this is not right it's about Cersei and it's about Medea yeah and it's about their influence an amazing info these are amazing women amazing women I just want to say a word to Cambridge a shout out to Cambridge and you guys know I'm gonna do it Mary beard shout out to you Mary beard for being so for being

Such a poop throwing primate that you would that you would Devour the riches of the Muse and spit out something like well Athenian women stayed at home all the time they didn't do anything which first of all is not a scientific statement right that's not an academic statement that's just a theory right that you're trying to propagate it has nothing to do with the actual history and you know um uh I hope and Tartarus that you're able to find some sort of penance you know it's under the heel of the medwa yeah the people who are developing

These drugs and these civilizations yeah this is shame on shame on people shame on us Classics shame on us right I wouldn't wish anything but the highest standard on classicist I wouldn't wish that anything but the highest standards you people knew what you were doing right you didn't you weren't doing this for careers I don't know maybe you were but most of you there's some kind of Kernel I know classes there's some kind of Kernel we want to preserve these texts you know Helen comes out and has a party

And put drugs the drugs the wine so people are so blitzed they wouldn't care if you killed their parent in front of them yeah and yeah women didn't do anything right they didn't do anything no they just developed a giant science you know it's the anti-kythera of pharmacology anywho Medea is using her own body in case you didn't notice she's using her own body to produce this drug that it becomes the linchpin of everything nothing can happen without it yes and it's connected with the purple it's

Connected with the purple for those of you I've got a rush I can hear the I can hear the dogs beginning to bark yes um but anyway hecatee showed this right to her assistant to her assistant she showed it to her assistant and um yeah and after what happened right who's your assistant right her assistant is Madea all right um and what did she do what did Medea do after 10 Cycles in the 10th cycle of the moon yeah yeah yeah is it yeah is it Phoebe here is it

Phoebe let's see it's the lightener right yeah hmm when she's ready to give birth what happens she met it feta feta method look at it that's a method feta method feta method what does she do what does she do she harvests the fetal stuff oh oh my

God she harvest the fetus oh this is seriously yeah no this this stuff they're doing is quite you know it's again considered a sacrifice it's considered a sacrifice and where are you doing this all you're doing this in the place this one's going to throw you even the classes here the classes you're going to get thrown where is she doing all of this you know where is all this practice this mystery where is it coming from it's coming from that weirdness it's coming from that Essence that is so

Strong within her and what is the Roman name for that Essence Juno you know she now do you understand who the wife of God is the wife of God yes she is that power right and you suddenly say to yourself oh my God these are all women we have a trinity of women that we're working for Venus the Morning Star Artemis excuse me Venus the Morning Star the Virgin and Juno wait aren't these the three wait a minute these are the three that the Hesperides Apple

Heracles yeah the daughters the poisons the mystery the Dragon yes yeah welcome back okay now as you wake up as you wake up realize the right that's going on she the text continues flacus continues on to talk about how he stretches out and rigor he has he has his uh moment of release his pain is it's described as unmitigated pain as she sits over him and she begues the Earth she reduced the Earth and that's literally what it says it says she makes do d-e-w

D-e-w from the gore from that cool that Holy thing that sits in the apocalum in the sacred cup that golden cup she produces the foam afrodite she who comes from the foam yeah are you seeing it that's why I told you we had to go to the ocean right and in the very next lines Venus arrives to both power Her speech

In her hand Her speech in her hand yeah which if you knew the magic you'd know oh okay that's this area in that area yeah this is gorgeous people this is gorgeous and we have so much of it preserved we have so much of these rights preserved if classicists would get up and start doing their jobs right with these tags come on people Ryan come on take it back take back the territory right keep the museum open boo to Princeton for cutting off its own head philologically no more Greek they

Say boo on you Princeton Prince done I'm sure you have plenty of ideas and plenty of Notions plenty of theories and you know what they're worth zilch give me some texts yeah let's roast them let's get those let's get those people from Princeton's you and let's Build That Barbecue that we found in the Codex wallowani you know what I mean a metaphorical barbecue let's barbecue them I got a Princeton guy right now metaphorically on a barbecue and I'm gonna do to him he's we'll call him Joe

Princeton oh God I'm just gonna start it like this this is the season finale right for season three season four we're gonna bring you some upgrades gotta give you some upgrades and um I'm going to construct a torture chamber I didn't want to give that away early but it's somewhere that we can pack young and now we're gonna have Joe Princeton come here yes I'm going to introduce I'm good I already want to call him up I want to come up you know what I mean he has the soul of some dead

Sophist you know it's disgusting it's disgusting the Fury's Joe the furies say your greed stains your soul with the stench of ruin right long time before long time before that was ever you know um um popularized we're talking old we're talking old Joe Princeton I'm gonna give you a theriac and I'm gonna I'm gonna administer it where they administered therax I am and I'm gonna I'm gonna show the world Joe what you caused us to miss we need to see this guys um I wanted you

To see the strongest drug was the one that she made herself yeah I look forward to next season I look forward to seeing everybody I'm going to officially go on a week's vacation um where I will have one week to enter into cross the space-time Continuum to be able to enter into a place where I can associate with the dead this will be my one week naquion so it's starting now it's starting now I will see you guys back um uh Friday after this one yeah for one

Week right we're just doing one week run sorry should we plans I just do okay I'll see you guys and I promise to bring you back fresh fresh material right out of the jaws of those demons right right out of those right crawling right up out of the creek oh I just love it hail Satan

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Just put all the different masks and ask questions that that Feller might have